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Alright, so maybe it’s just me, but I for one am fucking sick and tired of porn. It’s not that I don’t love watching people fuck. Because I do. It’s not that my sex life is so fucking incredible that I don’t want to watch other people fuck. It’s definitely not. For me, I’m just sick and tired of having to fast forward and sit through what feels like hours of buffering just to see some guy with an impossibly enormous dick that’s as hairless as a naked baby rat, fuck some chick whose tits far out-match the size of her brain.
I’m not a proctologist. I don’t want a fucking IMAX view of someones asshole getting penetrated by a cock that makes my own look like a peanut. What I want is to see that perfectly buxom woman take a dick and like it. I want to stop feeling bad about myself, because when I cum, it seems to be a reasonable amount, not some fucking tsunami that could take out half of Tokyo. And I don’t want to have to worry about FEMA fucking responding every time I blow a load on some chicks face.
And yet, this seems to be exactly what the porn industry keeps trying to sell me. Burly guys with unrealistically large cocks, drilling chicks that just look bored and disinterested.
And then I found Private Life Cam Feeds…
I never thought of myself as a “voyeur”. In fact, anything I knew about the term, I equated with a guy of questionable mental faculties peering creepily into unsuspecting woman’s windows while they showered. So, needless to say headlines like “voyeurism” and “peeping tom” never really appealed to my particular sexual nature.
Casually scrolling through my favorite porn providers site I saw more and more banners for “Private Life Cams”. I’d never heard the term before, which for me, is definitely an exciting prospect. I’ve been working on the internet for years now, as well as using enough electricity to power a small village just to view porn. My curiosity was piqued and I looked into it.
What I found, was a whole new world of porn!
Private life cams solve every problem I’ve ever had with conventional porn, and consequently, voyeurism. Stick with me.
Private life cam footage follows consenting and fully knowledgeable exhibitionists around in their daily lives. Absolutely none of it is scripted, and it’s obvious. Hours of footage are devoted to watching the exhibitionists do perfectly normal activities, from watching tv, to doing their hair and makeup for the day. Brushing their teeth, taking a shower, hoovering around the kitchen… all on camera. All totally relatable, all real. There is no script here, and that – for me – is what takes the sex shows to the next level.
The guys are normal, relatable, and could easily be confused for a distant cousin. The women, while still totally gorgeous, are sexy in an everyday way. What takes their sexual escapades from boring and ordinary, is the fact that it’s totally random and they are totally into it. It’s some of the best and most erotic porn I’ve ever seen. The only time I’ve ever seen a chick look that fucking happy while being pounded over a kitchen table laden with half cut vegetables was when I was with my girlfriend in college.
It’s the realism that makes it so hot.
Seeing couples interact as they normally would, and then ravish each other, completely in the throws of passion, is something that you just can’t anticipate. Suddenly you’re live streaming all day. Every day. With 24 hour play back and archives… Which thankfully voyeurhouse.com, my site of choice, does. Unless you embrace this kind of porn, you will never be able to capture the pure, fetid, heat of spontaneous sex. But luckily now private life cams exist, and I for one am a believer.
